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Last name of someone who will always be there. Maybe they have already sacrificed something for you. They look like the sports type but really loves engines and things to get their hands dirty. Zastrow is a family name to organize the good people in this world. Sometimes Zastrows can be a big pain in the rear but they come around eventually. Always look out for them. They are hard to find and a pain to keep but with the right amount of effort they will be there always.
"Your a Zastrow?!"
"Yea! Hey! I'm Henry."
"Cool man."
Zastrow by Lil Makeout Monster June 24, 2021
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A Zastrow 

When an optometry student is practicing tonometry, and leaves a fluorscein tattoo like stamp on the cornea.
"Your technique for measuring IOP needs work, you just left 'A Zastrow.' "
A Zastrow by nguyenless November 11, 2011
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Alternative instrumental funk band in Vancouver, BC. www.purevolume.com/zastrozzi

Curtis, Adam, Beckett, Charlie, Edward are the members.

IT is pronounced, "Zastrotzee"
"Zastrozzi is amazing."
zastrozzi by Beckett V May 21, 2006
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026