Zastrow

Last name of someone who will always be there. Maybe they have already sacrificed something for you. They look like the sports type but really loves engines and things to get their hands dirty. Zastrow is a family name to organize the good people in this world. Sometimes Zastrows can be a big pain in the rear but they come around eventually. Always look out for them. They are hard to find and a pain to keep but with the right amount of effort they will be there always.

"Your a Zastrow?!"
"Yea! Hey! I'm Henry."
"Cool man."

Zastrow by Lil Makeout Monster June 24, 2021

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A Zastrow

When an optometry student is practicing tonometry, and leaves a fluorscein tattoo like stamp on the cornea.

"Your technique for measuring IOP needs work, you just left 'A Zastrow.' "

A Zastrow by nguyenless November 11, 2011

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Zastrow • A Zastrow • zastro • zastrozzi

zastro

india boy

i am a zastro

zastro by binjamin1234 January 2, 2022

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zastrozzi

Alternative instrumental funk band in Vancouver, BC. www.purevolume.com/zastrozzi

Curtis, Adam, Beckett, Charlie, Edward are the members.

IT is pronounced, "Zastrotzee"

"Zastrozzi is amazing."

zastrozzi by Beckett V May 21, 2006

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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