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A Zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. Popularized by celebrities such as documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock, Metallica singer James Hetfield, and actor Ben Stiller in the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story".

Note: The Zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.
"Dude, that guy's totally goin' for a fu manchu, but right now all he's got is a Zagorski!"
Zagorski by M-2 October 28, 2011
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is a loser
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