Zagorski

A Zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. Popularized by celebrities such as documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock, Metallica singer James Hetfield, and actor Ben Stiller in the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story".

Note: The Zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.

"Dude, that guy's totally goin' for a fu manchu, but right now all he's got is a Zagorski!"

Zagorski by M-2 October 28, 2011

Max Zagorski 

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

Max Zagorski by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

Zaborski 

A person with a face that resembles an Owl.

Check out the zaborski dish

Look at the clip of his Zaborski

Zaborski by gootroot May 15, 2010

Zaworski

Giraffes licking your face, while ninjas make funny noises.

Savannah was exploring when zaworski happened.

Zaworski by osqui101 December 9, 2009