Zagorski

A Zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. Popularized by celebrities such as documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock, Metallica singer James Hetfield, and actor Ben Stiller in the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story".

Note: The Zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.

"Dude, that guy's totally goin' for a fu manchu, but right now all he's got is a Zagorski!"

Zagorski by M-2 October 28, 2011

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Max Zagorski

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

Max Zagorski by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

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Zaborski

A person with a face that resembles an Owl.

Check out the zaborski dish

Look at the clip of his Zaborski

Zaborski by gootroot May 15, 2010

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Zaworski

Giraffes licking your face, while ninjas make funny noises.

Savannah was exploring when zaworski happened.

Zaworski by osqui101 December 9, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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