Zagorski

A Zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. Popularized by celebrities such as documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock, Metallica singer James Hetfield, and actor Ben Stiller in the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story".

Note: The Zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.

"Dude, that guy's totally goin' for a fu manchu, but right now all he's got is a Zagorski!"

Zagorski by M-2 October 28, 2011

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Max Zagorski

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

Max Zagorski by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

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Zaborski

A person with a face that resembles an Owl.

Check out the zaborski dish

Look at the clip of his Zaborski

Zaborski by gootroot May 15, 2010

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Zaworski

Giraffes licking your face, while ninjas make funny noises.

Savannah was exploring when zaworski happened.

Zaworski by osqui101 December 9, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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