Zachrifice 

When you sacrifice your unvaccinated child(ren) to your Zach.

"Here's the child you asked for, Zach," you hand over your wailing child.
"I require sustinance," Zach says and jumps into a volcano with your child. But it's okay. Your child wasn't vaccinated. He was bound to die. He was a good Zachrifice.

Zachrifice by NintenGC64 February 11, 2019

zackrifice 

The willing, selfless, and wonderful act that takes place when zack is home on leave. May cause hangovers, heartache, and nausea. See also: "binge drinking", "underage drinking", and "alcohol poisoning".

"Zack's going to be home on Friday! You'll have to make some zackrifices.."

zackrifice by the gang 412 October 8, 2011

zachified 

doing a prostitute then leaveing the state
next day finding out you have aids

queer 1: yo what's up

queer 2: bro, i just got zachified

queer 1: hey me too, from shiniquia in detroit?

queer 2: ya she knows how to hook a brother up!

zachified by black guy nigga October 16, 2008

Zachrafice 

When you sacrifice someone who’s named Zach

Quick we need a zachrafice!

Zachrafice by AngryBirdFan January 28, 2023