Zachary Freeborn 

Zack, I love you so much and you scare me
sometimes bc I wanna be with you forever
and my insecurity issues lead me to believe
that you'll leave me🥺 & but I don't want you
to go. Please don't. Can you promise me that
if u ever find someone better than me to just
please don't lie and tell me bc I at least
deserve that:/ but for now I hope and I think
you do love me as much as I love you. UGH
I'm so fucking glad I met you on that retarded ass game and when I heard you for the first time…🥺 giawd. Sorry I shouldn't
sound so soft, don't forget I'Il slit ur fucking
throat if you hurt me. <3 also no girl was
having a panic attack I just wanted to write
you this lol cause I'm overthink and idk I iust
need vou to know I love vou a lot okav?

zack lol… sorry I’m kind of a mess sometimes

From Ruby,

To: Zachary Freeborn

Zachary Freeborn by Oops I dropped the soap March 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008