Yusuf Ahmed 

the best person ever. he’s a bit loud and can be annoying but has a massive heart and only has your best intentions in mind. usually comes up with dark, complex plans that have good outcomes. a true anti-hero and a perfect man. he’s also praised for his rugged good lucks. he is however a massive heart throb and a huge simp. don’t be surprised if he steals you girl ;)

“Yusuf Ahmed has such an odd personality but i love him”

Yusuf Ahmed by Queen Of Thorns February 10, 2022

Ahmed Yusuf 

One of the best people you’ll ever meet. He has best personality to ever exist, will treat you right, and never ask for anything in return. No one can top him in how perfect he actually is. He’s great at making you smile and feel all fuzzy inside. Ahmed is caring, thoughtful, and creative in every way. If you meet one, it’ll be worth it and don’t doubt him for a second cause he means what he says and he’s amazing that way. You’ll fall in love INSTANTLY because he’s an amazing human being and deserves all my luv n support.

Girl 1: Is that handsome man Ahmed Yusuf??
Girl 2: You mean that adorable one right there?
Girl 1: Yes!
Girl 2: Yes it is! I think i’m in love.

Ahmed Yusuf by faith :) May 11, 2019

Ahmad Yusuf

Ahmad Yusuf is a member of Southside Gedongkuning Crips (infamous gang in St. River Louis 422, CA.)

A: wow that guy is very cool...
B: yea, he must be Ahmad Yusuf

Ahmad Yusuf by Sgt. Pepper's Psychedelic Club March 25, 2022

ahmad yusuf

Genius

You are very ahmad yusuf

ahmad yusuf by Yzalf December 28, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019