Yuri Zhirkov

Named after a Russian national football sensation; the act of receiving a hand job while playing FIFA.

Jeff: Dude! The craziest thing happened last night!!
Carl: What?!
Jeff: Sherly gave me a HAND JOB while playing FIFA!!!!
Carl: Dude, you got a "Yuri Zhirkov.!!!"
Jeff: Yea I made a Messi.

by Live like Dragons January 19, 2014