Are you taking job applications

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

by derulais July 24, 2022

you had one job

Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.

To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"

by Wwerker October 14, 2014

you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

You Had One Job

A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.

Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!

by egs1505 February 22, 2018

Good job you killed me again

Good job you killed me again is a multi playlist/podcast made to have fun and chill.

Made by COOLGAMER#4176 (myself) I host podcast episodes, Stream on Twitch, Add songs to the playlists, Make images, And edit youtube videos.

You can find the good job you killed me again podcast / playlist on Spotify

Dude dies in Call of Duty : Wow good job you killed me again >:(

by COOLGAMER#.... March 10, 2022

thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.

I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.

by Bakerson August 19, 2022

Yous Job

The act of continuing to have sex with a girl even if she reaches the orgasm, in order to make it last longer.

Jack gave me a crazh Yous Job last night that I felt like my brain was going to explode.

by Educated190 September 4, 2018