Skip to main content

Grab your girlfriend's titties day 

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day 

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

There's your girlfriend! 

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."

There's your girlfriend! 

This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.
Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!'
You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'
There's your girlfriend! by Diego November 19, 2003

Your Mom's Girlfriend 

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

Your best friend's girlfriend 

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."