August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
by Daddddyyyyyieis October 16, 2019
National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
by Eliooo August 12, 2021
Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.
Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.
Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
by SIRKKRIS March 24, 2008
Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
by BrianX94 May 31, 2009
The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
by B8EDUM8 January 12, 2021
A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits
by I eat gerbils and slow cook co June 13, 2023