A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by
parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to
shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted
murder, and the like, it’s your fault.
“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “
Shut up you
stupid bitch! He’s the younger
sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”