young professional

A recent college graduate whose main objectives in life include: career advancement, becoming financially secure, spending too much of their yearly income on expensive clothing and maintaining a busy social life.

The young professionals drank martinis at the bar while comparing their Prada shoes and financial portfolios.

young professional by John Kell September 10, 2005

Young Professional

A recent graduate who spends their Saturday's socializing at "The fresh market", "Whole foods" or "Target" for the free wine tastings and samples of imported foods making it seem as though they are successful and well educated; when in reality, they are on their way home to indulge in a pack of ramen noodles followed by Wal-mart, then a trip to the Laundromat.

Kelly: "I love shopping at the fresh market but... do you smell that?"

Kelly: "It smells like ramen noodles mixed with cheap fabric softener."

Heather: "Oh don't worry, it's just a young professional."

Young Professional by Heidi01 October 20, 2010

Ipswich Young Professionals

Not just young professionals in Ipswich, but the coolest people around who meetup regularly for a drink and a laugh!

Are you coming to the Ipswich young professionals group on Saturday?

No

Ipswich Young Professionals by You_herd_the_sheep_first September 26, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008