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Young man 

Complete opposite of Big Man, young man thinks he’s the g.o.a.t. But in reality he can’t do simple tasks like driving a nail. Young men will try to assert dominance by mocking other people for no reason. When facing big man (psychologically and physically), young man stands no chance. The best way to bum young men is by saying
“Wait till I call Big Man”.
Person : oi! young man stop fucking with my youngsters or I will call Big Man Mandi
Young man by Skrrt man January 22, 2020
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Young Man 

Noun

A sexual move in which a male participant ejaculates into a tissue. This is followed with said male screaming the lyrics of the popular song "Y.M.C.A", balling up the tissue with ejaculate in it and throwing the balled happy-goo tissue at his sexual partners face. It is very important that the tissue hits the participants face as they exclaim "Young Man"
Rebecca: Hey Cassidy, you seem in a good mood.
Cassidy: Michael Young Manned me last night! It was wonderful!
Rebecca: Lucky! Dylan never Young Mans me!
Young Man by Mrs. Bueno March 19, 2019

YOUNg MAn 

The last conversation or Encounter with the person didn't go too well ; you came off as inexperienced or naive to the person that's revering to you as young man... Its low key disrespectful without disrespecting the person..
"WHATS UP YOUNG MAN" did you figure out how to put a Crease your in your 501 Levis
YOUNg MAn by anonymous September 23, 2020

Young man 

A boy that has not hit adulthood Especially an adolescent boy
The young man is lost
Young man by 459395 April 11, 2022

Young man'd 

Verb When a security guard, teacher, principal, or any other school official with small but self-imagined authority at school (typically in the cafeteria) addresses you with a loud "Young man," usually after you have just thrown food, sat or stood on a table, put a hat on, used a phone/iPod, had sagging pants, or committed any other mild offense. After being "young man'd," one is either given a warning, a detention, or in worse cases, told to "come with me," where a trip to the office, a call home, and/or suspension follows.
"Hey dude I could have started an awesome food fight at lunch if I hadn't gotten 'young man'd' by that annoying security guard."

"It was so funny when that kid tried to start a flash mob by jumping on the table but instead was 'young man'd' by the principal."

"Ha ha he just got 'young man'd' ".
Young man'd by ShHtsFoReal14 November 8, 2011

Young Man Blues

DLC for Rock Band by The Who that if you FC it on expert drums, You become Jesus for 15 minutes.
Person 1 - "Dude, I just FC'd Young Man Blues on expert drums!"

Person 2 - "zOMG, The Second Coming!"
Young Man Blues by destructamental October 22, 2008

Young man from Paris 

A person with a dark skin tone or a black person, in reference to the hit song by Kanye West "Ni**as In Paris".
"Was he black or white?"
"He was a young man from Paris."
Young man from Paris by torpedoslo September 20, 2021