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Young Blood's Disease

Made popular in a video review of Newmen #1 by Linkara.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/new-guys/linkara/at4w/4302-newmen-1

It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.

The eyes on characters are either non-existant or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Young Blood's Disease!
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young offender's moustache 

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.
"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

Young Philosopher's Club (YPC) 

Stands for Young Philosophers Club; a person who is so conceited and pompous and thinks that they are better than everyone else. People like this usually think their ideas are revolutionary and unique, when in actuality, "they put their pants on the same way we do in the morning - one leg at a time."
His graduation speech tried to be so Young Philosopher's Club (YPC), but then again, so is he. What a prick!

young bul(s)

youth, young people, a snotty nosed bad ass kid
Yo young buls be spittin mad knowledge, that could be a fact.
That young bul so bad. I'm bout whip dat ass.
young bul(s) by Finesse April 12, 2005

Brigham's young 

He surely had a passel of 'em!
I find it difficult to feel overly loyal or respectfully supportive towards a polygamous religious leader who's fathered so many "Brigham's young" children; Warren Jeffs comes to mind as a prime example.
Brigham's young by QuacksO December 28, 2021

she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.
Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

She's Too Young

"She's Too Young" is a Lifetime movie based on a ridiculous amount of horny teenagers, in which mass amounts of drugs are taken, and of course, there's more sex occuring than in a porno. The whole point is that 14 year olds shouldn't have sex.
"I've slept with 15...maybe 20 guys" - Dawn, from "She's Too Young"
She's Too Young by Muffinz August 25, 2006