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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
hi there would you like to sign my petition?

Would you like a glass of WATTAA 

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.
"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

Would you like some fries with that shake? 

This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.
Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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