you too 

Means 'I love you'... when you are talking to someone on the phone and you say 'I love you' and their response is 'You too' when they are somewhere they don't want those around to hear them say those three little words for whatever the reason.

Sue: I'll see you later. I love you honey.
Bob: You too.

you too by Susay2 November 22, 2010

You too 

Something that you say after you are told to "enjoy your meal" or " have a happy birthday" or "have a nice trip". Generally it makes you sound and feel like an idiot. You usually are.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal
Me: You too... uh.... i mean..... once you decide you want to eat.... dangit

You too by LOWGUNS August 29, 2010

you too 

agreeing with someone,you have done the same thing or been there also.

girl:I totally saw that movie that just came out
boy:you too!

Boy1:Did you hear I had sex with that chick at the party last night.
boy2:you too!

you too by Bweebweeeeee August 2, 2009

You too 

When your African teacher said good day in a really high pitch tone because she wants to give you the suck

Teacher: you too
Student I’m not interested

You too by Nigfag February 22, 2019

You too, bruh.

Three, simple words uttered by the true master recently. He is evolving and since he has now recently uttered ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!’ so therefore he has received more recognition and positive comments.
‘You too, bruh.’ was said semi-ironically, in a successful attempt to inject humour into a moment that had no laughter. We all respected the true master for his work, because if you are a memer why wouldn’t you use this quite often in daily life?

‘True master, we may need to be silent for a few moments.’
‘You too, bruh.’
laughter
‘Respect, bro!’

You too, bruh. by .Mega November 18, 2019

you too eh? 

when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"

yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.

jangle: oh you too eh?

you too eh? by jangalicious October 7, 2009

You Too & Stuff 

A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".

Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":

I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".

"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."

You Too & Stuff by JoeCool888 August 22, 2009