you on 

An expression used to express your excitement for something happening to someone else.

Friend #1: hey guess what

Friend #2: what?

Friend #1: I'm going over to Linda's tonight to Netflix and chill

Friend #2: get it dude. You on

you on by Savage King March 14, 2016

You On Some Nut Shit 

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''

You On Some Nut Shit by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

You on some naked shit

When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit

Ahhh bro you on some naked shit you crazy

You on some naked shit by Treble March 14, 2018

YOU ON CRACK! 

when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound

"hey dude, did you know that April is fleeting?"

"........YOU ON CRACK!"

YOU ON CRACK! by ZXAD December 23, 2008

you on some nutshit 

People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.

"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."

you on some nutshit by WILCOCKS February 2, 2017

you on brain 

basically it mean do you want to give me head (brain)
you would say it to someone if you wanted them to give you brain, or would use it to ask if you want someone else too.

jack: you on brain?
girl: yeeeaa
jack: sweet come over here now

Jack: you on brain with Danny?
girl: ooh NO
Jack: safee

girl: i am on brain with you.
Jack: waheyyy

you on brain by thegemmister January 2, 2010

you on me 

Do you get it? Do you follow what I am saying?

Her shoes are so wack! You on me?

you on me by SignGuy October 24, 2017