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Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself 

knock you up 

A lovely little phrase with a dual meaning, both of which were coined by English speaking nations.

In the UK, it means "to knock on one's door in order to rouse them from their slumber". However, in the US, the younger and slightly more risqué cousin of the UK, it is a form of the verb phrase 'to knock up', which refers to the act of impregnating someone.

Remember to be mindful of your speech when travelling abroad.
British Man: "When would you like me to knock you up tommorrow?"
American Woman: "Who's gonna do what now!?"
knock you up by TheNineteenth January 29, 2015

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT 

Gerard way in an interveiw was telling a story once about a guy in a crack house (I think) and the guy said this to him
some mcr fans (aka killjoys) may say this at times when someone says these things:
A:(normal sentence containing the words "you better")
killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
OR
A: (normal sentence containing the words "that side of the street" or "that side/street")
killjoy:YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
A: and i was like, "bro stop stay on that side of the street! I need to catch up"
Killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

Knock you up 

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.
The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…
Knock you up by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

Knock You Down 

To fuck; screw; bang a chick.
Knock You Down by Stu February 13, 2005

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off