You're Such a Dek! Share definition Flag When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!' Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,... Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani You're Such a Dek! by Jack De October 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the You're Such a Dek! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch