Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus

Originally known as 'Yoshi' from the children's series 'Mario', 'Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus' is a gangster-turned-unicorn dinosaur-turtle hybrid on methamphetamine.

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".

Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.

Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend

Person 1: I'll say!

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus by ms_edge May 29, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016