yoshi's island

Arguably the best Nintendo game ever. First released in 1995 for the SNES as a sequel to Super Mario World, it has ever since been a cult hit, and has spawned two sequels, "Yoshi's Island DS" (2006), and the most recent one, "Yoshi's New Island" (2014). It's even rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, along with "Mario Bros.", in "Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3". Yoshi's Island is about a specialized green dinosaur (Yoshi) trying to get Baby Mario to reunite with his brother to go home. It has the greatest gameplay, music, and graphics of any Nintendo game. "Yoshi's Story" is a prequel, and "Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (Universal Gravitation)" and "Yoshi Touch & Go" are spin-offs of the Yoshi's Island era (The first three games in the Yoshi series, which are two puzzles and a shooter, are released before Yoshi's Island came out and changed the series). Nothing can ever beat the first Yoshi's Island, not even Minecraft or FIFA 14.

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.

Yoshi's Island is better than Minecraft, Call of Duty, and Battlefield combined!

yoshi's island by The kind of guy April 21, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012