yosemite squirrel 

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

yosemite squirrel by emvyous July 2, 2020

Yosemite Scooter 

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.

Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?

Yosemite Scooter by Cainwoof March 22, 2016

a Yosemite Sam 

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

a Yosemite Sam by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008

Yosemite Samantha 

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

Yosemite Samantha by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

Yosemite Sam 

Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"

Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.

Yosemite Sam by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010

Yosemite Sam 

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

Yosemite Sam by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

The Yosemite Sam 

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.

During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

The Yosemite Sam by krhhouston July 9, 2009