More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
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the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.
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Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
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Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.
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