Yohaness

A really hot dumbass who likes to be perverted but can never pull a move on one single girl.

Judy: You're a hot dumbass
Yohaness: I know.
Judy: Pull a move on me.
Yohaness: No.

by F-U-C-K October 14, 2011

yohanes

A guy with a great following of females. Generally a Yohanes knows how to flaunt his positive goodness to attract the opposite sex.

That guy is totally a Yohanes, look at those girls fawning over him.

by FlyingBeaks May 20, 2014

yohanese

An immigrant from Africa who asks for food when he sees you eating. He is also bad at math and gets mad because no one can spell his name. People have attacked for “not liking black girls”, no one will ever know.

Oh look Yohanese is cutting the line.

by batherine November 22, 2021

Yohanes

Yohanes is that guy. He is handsome, smart, funny, and most of all respectful. He’s not gay but rocks with LGBTQ+ community. His favorite food is, of course, pasta, but this guy could eat an all you can eat buffet out of business. Yohanes likes trying new things (like taking your main hoe) and will never back down from a challenge. Yohanes is a model for wait the male homo sapien should aspire to be .

“That guy is so cool, he has to be a Yohanes.”

by toyle November 22, 2021