Yoda of pussy

A fat idiot who runs around telling people he sleeps with a bunch of girls when he's really in his basement playing counter strike

Joe: have you seen Ben?
Bob:no I think he's being the yoda of pussy again

by Spartan167 November 8, 2011

yoda pussy

A vagina that is old, moldy green, and full of extra wrinkles. Originated from the Jason Ellis Show, allegedly.

Madonna definitely has a yoda pussy.

by hksfx88 March 29, 2009