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She is the most beautiful person ever.she gives the best head.she is super smart and sexy.she will love u as long as ur loyal to her.she is really skinny with a round butt.and she loves when boys show her love.she loves to cuddle and be your main priority
Yelenis is the most amazing person so jf. U have her u should try to keep her forever
yelenis by Lil bish:) May 11, 2019
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Yelenis is the most beautiful and smart girl u will ever meet. She is also loud really loud😂 but when she is quiet thats how u know something is wrong. My advice to u is not to mess with yelenis cause she break ur bones if she has to and she isn’t afraid to do it. But she is a keeper so if u have a yelenis in ur life dont let go of her cause u are very lucky.
Boy 1: hey imma go hang out with my gf
Boy 2:whats her name again?
Boy 1: yelenis
Boy2:oh yea dont lose her man u are lucky to have her
Yelenis by Lil bish:) May 27, 2019
If u have a yelenis in ur life try to keep her for aslong as u can😉
She can text u alot and be annoying but that just means she loves u💖
She doesn’t cry alot unless someone broke her heart into a million pieces💔
She is a baddie tho so if i were u I wouldn’t get on her bad side😏😈
She also has a lot of girl best friends but she also has alot of boy best friends👻💯
She is curvy and fine asf💦🤤
She also gets horny easily👅
Guy 1 : imma ask out yelenis
Guy2:not before i do
Guy 1 :imma smash first tho💯💦
Yelenis by Lil bish:) May 27, 2019
If u have a yelenis in ur life try to keep her for aslong as u can😉
She can text u alot and be annoying but that just means she loves u💖
She doesn’t cry alot unless someone broke her heart into a million pieces💔
She is a baddie tho so if i were u I wouldn’t get on her bad side😏😈
She also has a lot of girl best friends but she also has alot of boy best friends👻💯
She is curvy and fine asf💦🤤
She also gets horny easily👅
Guy 1 : imma ask out yelenis
Guy2:not before i do
Guy 1 :imma smash first tho💯💦
Yelenis by Lil bish:) May 27, 2019
I saw a yeenis yesterday, it was horrifyingly green.
Yeenis by SeanJank March 27, 2020

The Yeenis 

A tiny tiny Chineese penis.
Steve: why is he bragging so much?
Joe: because he has a the yeenis. A very tiny Chinese penis.
The Yeenis by Bmwlover January 20, 2011
A special kind of girl. Anti-social, not affectionate, and often plagued with insomnia. Similar to Yelenis, a Yerenis can be seen as sexy.
God, Sofia is being such a Yerenis today.
Yerenis by LustyConsort September 25, 2019
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B)
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