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Yarmping 

Quite simply, to camp in your yard...
(1) We totally got busted by the neighbors when we tried to have sex when we were yarmping.

(2) Man, let's pretend we're homeless and go yarmping.

Side note: National Yarmping Day is celebrated by lazy/injured nature enthusiasts everywhere in the spirit of the thought of roughing it on the 4th sat night of the month if it's a month with 5 weekends.
Yarmping by diyme October 22, 2010
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Mother saying to complaining child to stop yarming
Yarming by Jd2000 August 16, 2020
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When a guy fucks a girl in the ass and cums, then slurps it out with a straw.
Dave : Hey did you hear?
Lisa : What?
Dave : Chad totally was yarming with a dog last night.
Yarming by lisamancini February 19, 2009
y- yelling
a- at
r- random
p- pedestrians

Usually done through a car window, yelling random things at people you dont know
I was yarping yesterday and a dude flipped me off!
yarping by THE ROBS November 30, 2011
A yarming is when one puts their penis into anothers ass, cums inside the ass hole, then proceedes to suck the cum out of the ass hole with a straw.
Yarming by Jeff Robson February 19, 2009
When someone larps as something they're not (larping) and yaps to prove that they arent a poser, or when someone yaps about something they clearly haven't seen yet.
John stop yarping, We all know you havent watched the Lord of the rings.
Yarping by ROOKIEMIS April 30, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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