yankee pot roast 

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

yankee pot roast by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Yankee pot roast

A maneuver similar to the classic "Dutch Oven", wherein the perpetrator poops rather than farting before sliding the blanket up and over their sleeping bed partner's head while simultaneously slinking off and leaving the victim to "slow cook" with the newly added ingredient.

Upon realizing the classic Dutch Oven wasn't sufficient enough to convey his dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in his relationship, he knew it was time to bring out the "big guns" , so he gave her a "Yankee Pot Roast" while leaving her "dear Jane" letter on the nightstand.

Yankee pot roast by Honky Kong 218 March 23, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008