yankee pot roast 

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

yankee pot roast by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Yankee pot roast

A maneuver similar to the classic "Dutch Oven", wherein the perpetrator poops rather than farting before sliding the blanket up and over their sleeping bed partner's head while simultaneously slinking off and leaving the victim to "slow cook" with the newly added ingredient.

Upon realizing the classic Dutch Oven wasn't sufficient enough to convey his dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in his relationship, he knew it was time to bring out the "big guns" , so he gave her a "Yankee Pot Roast" while leaving her "dear Jane" letter on the nightstand.

Yankee pot roast by Honky Kong 218 March 23, 2026