Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!
Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"
by Fresh As Fuck October 07, 2016
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Yank Off

An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.
Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?

John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.
by reddeadredemption June 06, 2010
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Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
by swooceking October 17, 2016
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A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
by Ron Swanson... December 24, 2017
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
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