I need to say this. I realized that i love you because I never been so depressed before. You are everything to me and that's why I blush. I hate the fact that you are with her but if you are happy, its fine. I don't want to break you guys up, and I don't want to come off as crazy, but i feel like I have nothing anymore. I am sorry if I screwed up in the past, and I am sorry that I did so many pranks on you and got into those fights with you. I regret it. And I know I will probably not have a chance with you ever again, but please tell me what your honest opinion about all of this is.
Tyler: You okay bro ever since you took shorty home you been acting different
Michael: she was throwing it on me last night now I'm suffering from yammage
1. An expression of anguish, made popular by the film 'Blood Diamond'.
2. A term used mainly by Africans upon ejaculation.
3. Slang for an obese mother.