yoink!

If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing.

"Mmm, bagle..."
"Yoink!"
"Hey!"

yoink! by Glenn Towle January 16, 2006

YOINK!

A term used by the one and only, Ken wood. Not having any true meaning, only shouted out at random times to announce his presence and to confirm his homosexuality

Hey did you hear abo - YOINK!!

YOINK! by Skinnypenis1 October 9, 2018

Yoink 

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Though I cherished my automobile, I had to purchase a new one when my second cousin came up from behind me and politely exclaimed, "Yoink" while taking my car keys.

Yoink by Anonymous October 9, 2002

yoink 

Yoink, being the opposite of yeet, means grabbing something, and whatever it is you are "yoinking", all depends on how the word was used.

Example #1 "Your dog totally yoinked that hot dog off of that table!"

Example #2 "Are those homemade cookies? ooh... yoink."

Example #3 "YOOOIINK"

yoink by Don't Mind Me ;) July 18, 2018

Yoink 

Te opposite of yeet. Instead of throwing something you grab it.

I Just yoinked the remote

Yoink by Lilstrawb December 20, 2018

yoink 

the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"

yoink by Brand August 31, 2003

Yoink 

A sound effect created by Don Martin of Mad Magazine used to indicate the rapid pulling or removal of an object, much like 'Pow" or "Bam" would indicate a punch or hard hit in a Batman comic. Later used numerous times by characters on The Simpsons to indicate quick grabbing of something belonging to others.

"It's mine", said Bart. "No, it's mine", said Lisa. "Yoink!". Now it's mine, said Marge.

Yoink by jfdnt November 27, 2012