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The guy that schooled Wyzaard. He's easily rattled and simply goes on about nonsense. He's never been able to best the master at any argument. His self masturbatory rambling gives you a sense of who he really is.
Damn! Wyzaard was just XombOwned by Xombee!
Xombee by Xombee November 6, 2023
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Xanax Xombie 

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.
Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.
Xanax Xombie by flyingdog November 17, 2009
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Xobee is the most amazing, beautiful, caring, loving, sweetest, most smartest, dumbest, meanest, and nicest girl ever. She’s very thoughtful and always reminds you of things when you forget them. She always cares about your feelings and how you are. She’s a very smart and cute girl, she’s literally the best and most amazing human being that exists. If you make her fall in love with you, she’ll always love you unconditionally forever. She’ll always be by your side and support you always, she’ll never give up on you and she will always try her best to make you happy. She’s loyal, cute, adorable, and moody at times. She’ll be your favorite person if you fall in love with her, she’ll most likely bite the person she loves and squeeze them. She’s shy, clingy, and feisty. She always wants to be around the person she loves, she always wants to spend time with her favorite person and always be with them forever. When she loves someone, she’ll always try to understand the other person and to have happy, and good moments together. She’ll always make you smile because her energy that she emits is positive and good vibes. Her smile is the most beautiful thing ever, she really is the most beautiful girl in the universe. If you fall in love with her you’ll definitely want to marry her and always be with her. She makes you wonder how you could ever be so lucky to have her, she has no flaws and she’s the most perfect girl ever. I wuv u Xobee<3
Person 1: omg I’m friends with Xobee

Person 2: oh you mean the sweet girl? She’s so cute and nice. I wish I could be friends with her

Person 1: yeah! She’s literally the best and she’s the most amazing and smartest girl in our class
xobee by XASIPMY May 7, 2021
an on-line flash series created, animated and written by James Farr.

plot centers around a post-apocalyptic wasteland where a hybrid vigilante zombie named dirge battles the undead, while trying to protect an amnesiac human girl named zoe. utter coolness ensues.
check it out. really. if only for the zombie sharks and cool background music.
xombie by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004
An online flash animation by James farr containing the characters Zoe a young girl with amnesia that comes across a zombie thats mentally aware.This zombie being different than other zombies created by scientists trying to stave the person becoming living dead therefore the word xombie is born as the x implies the difference between mindless zombies and xombies.

meh what the fusk am i talkin about its a great animation just watch it and you'll see what im talking about in the presently 3 part series with the fourth to be finished in july 2004.
zombie=living dead brain eatin thingy

xombie=deadish mentally aware zombie

example:''oh know that <ZOMBIE> is gonna eat me

''yo <XOMBIE> dude help me kill these evil brain eatin dudes''
xombie by Gabriel Johnson May 30, 2004
Ass kicking Flash cartoon by James Farr. www.xombified.com
Have you seen the latest episode of Xombie? It kicks untold amounts of ass.
xombie by KRAZY ASS PUNK December 23, 2003
Any one of the sapposed to be zombies on James Farrs ass kicking show. (yes there's sapposed to be 4 (read the reserch))
Dirge, he's the lead too.
xombie by Canadian Rye February 10, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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