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An asura of progressive argument. Holds himself and others to nigh-impossible standards of connective thought and action; this in turn drives him and others insane with implications filled with both limitless hope for the better and bottomless depair in the face of the inevidible. The Wyzzard will often question the underlying terms and structures of online discussions, typically those dealing with religion, philosophy, and politics; seldom do such chats end with any sort of consensus, only a richer tapestry of contentious queries.
"We were all having this discussion of free will in this Baptistboard thread when this Wyzaard walked in and started asking all these unconfortable questions about verification, ruining our fellowship with his godless 'logic', feeding our doubts. We promptly banned him."
Wyzaard by Wyzaard... who else? February 16, 2005
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A family that sticks together and never gives up without a fight. A family last name that will live on forever.
Man I wanna be like Wyzard!

That is such a great Wyzard!
wyzard by Ajhandle September 26, 2015
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Wizaard v 

Bald little man who edates and ‘thinks’ he is good at siege, most would agree that wizard is bald however he denies these claims.
“Wizaard v is bald”
Wizaard v by POPLTK July 28, 2022

Wizaard v 

A Wizaard v is an E girl hunter, milf hunter and just the ultimate slayer of pussy
You know that Devil2G guy? He’s not a Wizaard v
Wizaard v by Hnry2G July 28, 2022

Darke Wyzard 

One of the most powerful Guthixians to date. Unlike most Guthixians, he is cool, is easy to talk to, and earns millions. Like most Guthixians, has a vast knowledge of the world. However, this man is a silent killer, will attack without warning, slaying anything to cross his wrath.
God, 101pk3er101 just did a total darke wyzard, he acted cool, then as soon as we got into wildy, he pked me!
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