Xim Apex

A mouse and keyboard adapter often used by Xbox/PS players to gain a competitive advantage by simply winning by out-aiming everyone. Once one turns down this dark path, their soul shall be corrupted eternally.

Seriously don't be that guy.

Jeff- "Bro I was playing R6 and this fucking loser is using a Xim Apex!"

Kevin- "Don't worry man all you gotta do is hit the head and you're good."

Jeff- "Kevin. I'm a copper 3."

Xim Apex by pursued January 25, 2021

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Xim Apexs

‘Xim Apex’ is a device used to transfer the usage of mouse and keyboard into controller movement, making it useable on console devices. The main purpose of the xim apex device is to allow people with disabilities to enjoy console just as a normal person would. Sadly, the only people that actually use it are just mentally disabled mnk ximtards. What a great product 5/5 ⭐️-oMavv aka mav❤️

*kid using mnk in a ranked game*

message from Spacer NX

“you have no life you mnk ximtard nerd. kys.” Xim Apexs

Xim Apexs by Spacer NX ❤️ September 1, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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