Xerxes Burke 

Xerxes Burke has a fat ass no joke that shit is bigger than Mars

Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year

Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr

Xerxes Burke by ILovePussys April 5, 2023

Xerxes Burke 

The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.

Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?

Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle

Xerxes Burke by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023

Xerxes Burke 

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

Xerxes Burke by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023