Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
by ILovePussys April 5, 2023
Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023
The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.
Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023