XaaXaaism is a religion that focuses on the Japanese visual kei band ''XaaXaa'' (ザアザア).
If you convert to XaaXaaism you become a XaaXaaist, when you are a XaaXaaist you will have to pick one of 4 Gods to worship, The choices are Kazuki (God of beauty), Haru (God of food), Reiya (God of luck), or An (God of stupidness). To pick a god you must contact leader of XaaXaaism, Michio, or co-leader Shredded. You actually cannot pick Kazuki or An cause then you will be beaten to death for different reasons we cant control, we didnt make this rule it developed by itself. The cultural food of XaaXaaism is baby carrots and Yoshmeer Cheeseballs.
Michio: Hey bro do you like XaaXaa?
XaaXaa fan: Yes!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"