XaaXaaism is a religion that focuses on the Japanese visual kei band ''XaaXaa'' (ザアザア).

If you convert to XaaXaaism you become a XaaXaaist, when you are a XaaXaaist you will have to pick one of 4 Gods to worship, The choices are Kazuki (God of beauty), Haru (God of food), Reiya (God of luck), or An (God of stupidness). To pick a god you must contact leader of XaaXaaism, Michio, or co-leader Shredded. You actually cannot pick Kazuki or An cause then you will be beaten to death for different reasons we cant control, we didnt make this rule it developed by itself. The cultural food of XaaXaaism is baby carrots and Yoshmeer Cheeseballs.
Michio: Hey bro do you like XaaXaa?
XaaXaa fan: Yes!

Michio: Well then convert to XaaXaaism today!
by michiothb January 23, 2022
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