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x-axis gun 

By executing physical science's right-hand rule, point the x-axis direction pointer finger at the target and motion trigger-pulling my moving the third, fourth, and fifth fingers (the y-axis direction) while making gun noises with your mouth
The problem required finding the direction that the magnetic force pointed in which was difficult; therefore Sir Isaac Newton took his frustration out on the problem by shooting it with his x-axis gun.
x-axis gun by juking January 14, 2015

x-axis tango 

Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.

X-axis box 

Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.
Dude, that chick had an X-axis box! It freaked me out!
X-axis box by dinomite October 29, 2003

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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026