Wutang Theory

Anytime you see the Wutang clan logo means you are in for a seriously big night in one way or another. There will be no choice in the matter as you will be up all night & off your chops. The only way to combat this is by wearing an item of wutang clothing or by finding someone else wearing an item of wutang clothing. Once spotted that particular item of Wutang is void to all present parties. If you are cursed by the Wutang theory all associates present with you are are also cursed. You can also draw your mates into the cursed or freeing them by advising them you have seen a Wutang. When a counter Wutang symbol is encountered all are freed. Pretending not to see a Wutang symbol when walking by does not work....you are still cursed.

WUTANG THEORY

Scenario 1) Walking down the street with your mates....ahh shit theres a Wutang symbol. 30mins later you spot another Wutang label so its counter acted, later that day you encounter another Wutang. None of your mates see anymore Wutang to counter act. That night somehow your all fucked. All of you end up paro and are too destroyed to go to work next day.

Scenario 2) Cruisin through town you spot a Wutang, shit Im fucked. You catch up with your mate for lunch and tell him about the Wutang, hes like shit now we are both fucked. You head home and prepare for a long night but that evening you recieve a sms - saw 1 other Wutang on the way home. SAFE AS FUCK.

Wutang Theory by Namn8r January 24, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007