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loves men, looks like monkey, bad at minecraft
wukong by uheruierhgiuehrgeiuhgre November 8, 2021
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monkey lookin ass, oneshoting lookin ass, harambe lookin ass stupid top lander that does the same shit everygame
fuck wukong
wukong by Bubs Bosby October 7, 2017
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WUKONG by Ephrrem April 14, 2022

Wukong believer 

Son of Wukong. Chadkura linmura the leader and founder of wukong believer cult. Chad Lin is a being that can ejaqulate cum as much as the alantic ocean in 1 stroke. And hes the strongest being in all macrocausums and dimentions. Wukong oringaly has all seeing eye that sees everything but chad has cross eye powers that allows him to watch 2 hentais at the same time and with his high processing brain hes getting all the imformation to his brain and makes his super horny. Like wukong with peaches Chad lin can produce rock hard poop as his weapon of combat and similar to wukongs stick that grows chad can detach his dick and the horner he gets the longer his "stick" grows.
I AM A MIGHTY WUKONG BELIEVER IF I CANT BEAT U THE MIGHTY CHAD LIN WILL MAKE U DIE OF OVER EJACULATION!!!!

Wukong believer 

The son of Wukong himself Chad Lin who lives in flordia currently is a GrandMaster Chess player and is the strongest being in the mutlimacrocausms and is the strongest sexiest man in all infinate realms. Not to Mention Chad lin Also known as Chadkura Linmura (his professional name) Is a complete beast in bed. Pulls all the women and Chad with his cross eyed ablity can watch hentai and jackoff and speeds that can break the space time continum and create several timelines He can Jack off so fast he cums up the atlantic ocean in each stroke and get/pulls any girls and can get the pregnate in 1 bust. But he is The Son of wukong. You as a wukong believer are one of his followers I who wrote this Am but a messager. AND HES A GODDD!!!!!!
I AM THE MIGTY WUKONG BELIEVER EVEN IF U BEAT ME CHADKURA LINMURA WILL EJACULATE U OUT OF EXSISTANCE!!!!

wukong believer 

Son of wukong Chadkura linmura the profressional chess player and dickbeater to be wukong believer you are one of his followers.

Sun Wukong 

also known as the Monkey King, he appears in a lot of games i have no idea why he is so popular among game developers, but yeah he is a fictional character from a famous Chinese novel "Journey to the West" he is a monkey humanoid who is VERY powerful, and is very silly childish and goofy and is a god of trickery, his primary weapon he keeps with him is a magical staff named Jingu Bang which Sun at will shrink or extend to any size at any moment he keeps it shrunk down behind his ear for safe keeping , he was also born from a magic stone so no parents, and as a god of trickery he has the ability to take the form of 72 different animals, he also has the ability to rip out his own strands of hair to create doubles of him,they disappear on impact, this technique is the origin of shadow clone Ninjitsu...yeah ikr..but yeah wukong is one of the most powerful in chinese fiction so he could beat goku...oh yeah goku means wukong in translation btw ...yeah ikr
i am Nariyoshi i will tell you the tale of the great Sun Wukong...the Monkey King, and the Journey To the West

oh yeah the crown on his head is actually a restraining device that a monk put on his head to Tighten on his head when he was acting up not just a crown, Wukong wasn't always a good guy....

the GIF down below is a representation of Wukong taking the form of a Bird
Sun Wukong by DerianHenry March 16, 2021
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