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Finn Wittrock 

Peter “Finn Wittrock” is a 5’9 scorpio male with dark hair, blue/green eyes, and is 36 years young. He is also my husband, although he has no idea that I truly exist I will still stand by the fact that he IS the love of my life. I WILL STILL STAND BY THIS FACT ALTHOUGH HE IS A FATHER AND IN A COMPLETELY DEVOTED MARRIAGE, it doesn’t matter. Finn I am in deep love with you🧏🏻 ♀️
Friend: Hey y/n who’s finn wittrock?
Me: God.

wrist rock 

a wrist rock is a very flashy expensive jewel studded time piece usually platinum and diamonds.
"Damn that wrist rock is tight!"
wrist rock by ghttoqween July 10, 2007
A rarely intelectual being, Rather stupid, and a general nuiscance.
Can be located trying to kickflip 10 stairs and failing miserably.
witrock by Slash Beastleo December 29, 2003

WestRock 

A fucked up corrugated packaging plant in Ravenna ohio. Most employees smoke crack and daydream of banging sexy midgets. Everyone does drugs or has an Alcohol problem.
Yo mark let’s smoke some crackrocks at westrock !
WestRock by FHRITPbro January 19, 2022

Flying Wristlock 

Pretending to attempt a judo throw on your training partner, only to unleash a surprise handjob on him.
I was rolling with Jonny and he totally flying wristlocked me. Needless to say, was exhilarating.
Flying Wristlock by The Hobby December 8, 2012

wristlock 

When your wrist cramps after playing guitar or bass guitar for a long time becoming almost functionally useless. Typically occurs after playing fast (up tempo) music, such as death metal or thrash.
Drummer Dude: What happened to you during that last solo? You cut out.
Lead Guitar Man: The arpeggios killed me. I got wristlock and had to stop.

WARNING: Always warm up before playing!