Wrapper Wing 

The annoying longer part of the gift wrapper roll that is left when only a portion of the wrapping paper is cut out. You always have to tape both ends when you roll back the gift wrap: the shorter end and the wrapper wing.

This present is awkwardly shaped. Once I cut out the gift wrapping paper, there is going to be an annoying, long wrapper wing.

Wrapper Wing by its_chin_yo December 22, 2008

Pie wrappering 

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

Pie wrappering by BMurderface July 17, 2015

Pie wrappering 

Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.

While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.

Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.

It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.

“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”

Pie wrappering by Puta Pendejo December 11, 2024