Often disguised as a mathlete, a Worlow is someone who is secretly a superhero who pies, saves the world using logarithms, and likes to keep his/her identity a secret by remaining plum rude. He/she is a kick-butt warrior that has helped dumb little asian girls pass TAKS and may often dance randomly. A typical Worlow drives a gold Hyundai and uses a leaf as his/her trademark symbol. A Worlow also does not care what other people think of him/her and lives life the way he/she wants to live~Magically.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods