World of Warcraft

A highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. The level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.
You know your a heavy World of Warcraft player when WoW starts interferring with your life. You know your a WoW addict when your life starts interferring with your WoW.
by Gabe Toehurts September 19, 2005
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what is the reason i got rejected from all the colleges i applied to
You: hey how are your college applications going?
Me: stfu im playing World of Warcraft
by L2P September 11, 2006
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A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.
Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
by BMS June 18, 2006
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The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.

Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
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That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"

"I'll be off in a second, babe."

*Several hours pass*

"Sweetheart?"

"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."

*Several days pass*

"Um, Alex?"

"I'm getting right off, I swear."

*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*

"Okay, baby, what was it?"

*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008
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An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can,
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
by Nikandros, 76 Dwarf Hunter March 09, 2009
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An entertaining online computer game, acting as a substitute for life for some players.
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?

Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.

Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?

Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
by Normal Warcraft Player May 11, 2006
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