Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.

That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!

Wooly Willy by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013

Wooly Willy

Like a tea bag, to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping, but shave you balls while doing it, and arrange the pubes into the shape of a Moustache or Beard

Look, I Wooly Willy'd Ian, and now he has a beard.

Wooly Willy by Addiary July 19, 2010

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Related Words

_.wooly.willy._ • Wooly Willy • wooly • wooly mammoth • wooly booger • wooly bully • Wooly woofter • Wooly Mammouth • Wooly poo • Wooly toothpick

_.wooly.willy._

A cool person on tiktok and a certified zachelor and bo-ner

“My favorite person on tiktok is _.wooly.willy._

_.wooly.willy._ by whatsupgreg September 5, 2021

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_.wooly.willy._

someone with beautiful feet, just absolutely incredible stompers.

person 1: wow! look at the tootsies on that one!!

person 2: holy mackerel!!! they're a real _.wooly.willy._!!!!

_.wooly.willy._ by kathykerflooey September 6, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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