Woodsypox 

Also known as Aids 2.0, It's spread through gay interactions with black dudes and sometime North Koreans. Some side effects include the ability to talk forever. It can cause coworkers to use nicknames like "chadderbox" or "the dude who won't stfu". It has also been known to cause black rings around the eyes. Think a dude who just fucked a raccoon and you'll get the picture.

Breh 1. Bro think I have woodsypox.
Breh 2. Well you just fucked a North Korean dude rawdog.
Breh 1. That's true, I do like those asses nice and tight.

Woodsypox by BrumDumb419 April 5, 2025

WoodsyPox 

A variant of monkeypox but for the ultra-gay, It's typically contracted from giving out blowjobs to North Koreans or Black dudes. Some side effects are vertigo, and developing black rings around your eyes so you look like a raccoon. You don't get it from just sucking one cock either, It's contracted over years of cock guzzling. If you see a dude driving a scat pack you best believe he takes hot dicks to the throat, Yell out duck sausage and his mouth begins to water, Who needs mouthwash for a sore throat when you can take a 12-inch cock to clear up your irritated airways.

Breh 1: Man i got woodsypox after 10 years of blowing those North Koreans.

Breh 2: Wait you were giving blowjobs to North Koreans?
Breh 1: Umm yeah they really know how to face fuck me breh.

WoodsyPox by BrumDumb419 April 9, 2025