Wonky donkey 

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

Wonky donkey by crude but true September 20, 2010

Wonky Donkey 

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

Wonky Donkey by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Wonky Donkey 

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

Wonky Donkey by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

wonky donkey 

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

wonky donkey by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

wonkey donkey 

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

wonkey donkey by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey 

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022

winkey wonkey donkey 

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

winkey wonkey donkey by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020