Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

Wonky Donkey by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

Wonky Donkey by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

wonky donkey by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

wonkey donkey by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

winkey wonkey donkey by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026