When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).
by hellequin23 November 12, 2009
Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!
by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020