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Women's Sports

Something that is commonly overlooked, by white heterosexual-males who think that they are always right and that nobody is actually interested in female sports. Women's Sports is far superior to men's sports but due to societies beliefs, aka living in the stone age; broadcast companies refuse to cover women sports, and any of the women's sports that are covered, are done so Inappropriately, and not professionally taken seriously.

The Future Is Female!
White Male Sports Host: Well It's been a very slow day for sports but something that did come up today was my son's basketball team designing their own uniforms, here's a look at that clip now.

Entire Female Audience: What about the Women's Sports, I want to see that!!!!!?

Sports broadcast producer: nah, nobodies interested in that, come on that's a joke!

Womens Sports 

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.
Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!

Woman in Sports 

Aliyah Funschelle. Logan Olivia is can also encompass a woman in sports but not to the same extent as Columbia Grad, Aliyah Funschelle
Aliyah is always at sporting events…not to attend , but to work. She is a woman in sports.”
“SPOTTED: Logan and Aliyah at a sporting event. They inspire me to be a woman in sports”
Woman in Sports by Sportygal123 August 6, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026