(Noun) A nasty hairy swamp donkey of a man. Someone who looks like a Tick infested Wolf, or look like someone from out of the civil war. They generally love used merchandise, spend most of their free time at flea markets trying to find deals, and generally have terrible hygiene.
Synonyms include: Texas Pete, Flea, Scruffy Dog, Bird Dog, and nasty.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods