When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019
A super HIPPIE... like, I'm talking dressing up like Tarzan, braiding armpit hair, living in a yurt HIPPIE...
You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.
You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.
"Who is this fool dressed up like slutty Mother Teresa, and why she smell like microwaved cabbage served with a side of jiz?"
"That's a WOK bro. Don't get too close they carry diseases?"
"That's a WOK bro. Don't get too close they carry diseases?"
by AdderallEater January 28, 2021
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
by captkooked May 1, 2018
n. To walk on the wrong side, in the wrong direction, in the way, obliviously or otherwise incompetently. See also: situasianal awareness
by MattYouKnowTwo April 12, 2018
by ks bt celeb February 3, 2021
A term used in the book "The salmon of doubt" to define what you do when your standing in a kitchen or bedroom and can't remember if you want to get something or if you already did and are now leaving.
Aw man, i just did a major wok, i forgot to get the carpet spray and now the yellow stain is going to be on the carpet forever.
by madcat2179 December 12, 2005
by LiveForTheScouseLife February 9, 2018