A super HIPPIE... like, I'm talking dressing up like Tarzan, braiding armpit hair, living in a yurt HIPPIE...
You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.
You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.
"Who is this fool dressed up like slutty Mother Teresa, and why she smell like microwaved cabbage served with a side of jiz?"
"That's a WOK bro. Don't get too close they carry diseases?"
"That's a WOK bro. Don't get too close they carry diseases?"
by AdderallEater January 28, 2021
by Cousin82 April 23, 2018
Dwayne the Wok Johnson (also known short as The Wok)
Is the arch-enemy of Zhong Xina
for as long ago,
The Wok is leading the social credit leaderboards for more than a hundred years now
but then suddenly from the darkness... The legendary Zhong Xina with his bing chilling has been summoned!
They had fought for ages for the first place of the social credit leaderboards
but alas... the fight has ended and Zhong Xina has won!!!
but all was lost for the Wok who is still holding a grudge since the fight.
Is the arch-enemy of Zhong Xina
for as long ago,
The Wok is leading the social credit leaderboards for more than a hundred years now
but then suddenly from the darkness... The legendary Zhong Xina with his bing chilling has been summoned!
They had fought for ages for the first place of the social credit leaderboards
but alas... the fight has ended and Zhong Xina has won!!!
but all was lost for the Wok who is still holding a grudge since the fight.
by woolf🦊 December 14, 2021
Promethazine Hydrochloride and codeine phosphate syrup specifically made by Wockhardt pharma company. Closest thing to Hitech, a praised but discontinued brand of this cough syrup, mixed with flavored soda to make a tasty, syrupy, relaxing beverage.
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